If you’ve never seen Three Dev Adem, you are missing how awful real-life superheroes would be

This week in Badass Apocalyptic News for Gents — real-life superheroes are here at last!  

Gentlemen! We are yet again one day closer to the future. Well, at least all of the futures in alternate timelines that B.A.N.G. chooses to monitor. Things have been quiet in the office of late — the other day we watched some debriefings on spiders. You know, the terrible eight-legged monsters that will soon evolve into their most terrifying forms yet once adorable children (or spider secret agents) convince the first private space flight to take spiders along? (To be fair, spiders have already conquered the space station anyways.)

But we’re not in danger yet. We must remain calm, and instead focus on the ways in which our own species is preparing for the end times – the ways in which mankind is evolving and indeed, mutating. The following individuals have shown themselves to the world, and will likely be feared before they are adored. But once the robots, dinosaurs, and deadly neighborhood spider-men come…well, we’ll need a hero.more

Forced perspective makes everything look delicious

You wouldn’t know it by the strange mix of winter and summer weather with no happy medium [editor's note: unless it's perfect in your city right now], but believe it or not, it’s still springtime! May as well celebrate the season by tipping back a few pints at your favorite bar. Not sure what to order? Never fear – Mancave Daily is here to walk you through the particulars.

Now, spring beers are a little different than their seasonal counterparts. Other seasons have go-to styles – for instance, a frigid December shrinks in the face of a perfect Winter Warmer.  But because of the scattershot nature of the season (will it be sunny outside? Chilly? Rainy?) spring doesn’t really have a trademark style. And you know what that means: you’ll just have to get out there and try a variety of different beers. Sure, it’ll take some effort, but hard work never killed anybody. Except John Henry. And that guy who became Robocop. Anyway, here are some of our favorites:more

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